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Explosive Hamsters Take Over The World
In a shocking development, these once docile creatures have turned on their masters. After years of torment by the homosexual community, these rodents are taking matters into their own hands...claws. "No longer will my kind be shoved into PVC tubes and chased with Vaseline!" screams General Furrynuts. The General's troops have genetically mutated to allow them to explode at will, but no information is available at this time as to how these creatures obtained this technology. This kind of disregard for one's own life hasn't been seen since the days of the Japanese kamikaze pilots of World War II. We, as humans, must come together and stop this hairy menace. We must overcome the urge to shove tubing up our anal cavities and enticing small animals to explore. If we, as advanced as we are, cannot overcome our rat-lust, then we are doomed.


 
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